I am very, very bad. I keep forgetting to write down anything that I eat. Then, I got sick and stopped. Then, I....um....yeah, sucked. I sucked a lot. So, we're going to pretend that none of that ever, ever happened. And you're all going to pretend with me that it did. Or else I shall be petulant.
Today, I had a handful of M&M peanut butter ones at 7 this morning because it is the breakfast of champions! Then, for real breakfast at 9:15, I had a delicious, nutritious bowl of Lucky Charms, heavy on the oaties. And Liquid Refreshment of God.
At lunch, which was around 12:15, I had...well, whatever the fucking shit that was. I think it was a few bites of cheesy potatoes, 1/3 of a cup of cottage cheese, and...welll, hmm. What was that? Oh, yeah! I had a half of a roast beef sandwich with cheese and mayo. On whole wheat. With Liquid Refreshment of God.
For snacky-snack, which was at 2:30, Amy had a slice of lemony cake of happiness. With Cooooke, of course!
And, then, Amy drank a Sunkist, which is Jesus' Preferred Beverage, at 5.
But, I am good! I am awwwwesoooomeee! I walked a mile at 3mph on the Evil Treadmill. And I almost fell on my ass because I wiped off my eyes and, er, uh, forgot to walk. So, I was good. You can forget about the week I was not here. You can. Now.
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