Shhhh....You Can't See Me--NINJA AMY!!

I am swift, like the ninja. I am crafty, like the fox! I am bad, like the fat kid on Willy Wonka! I am AMY!!

Ok, so I have a giant, giant list of all the things I've been consuming. Buuuut, I don't really think anyone wants to know how many bowls of Froot Loops I've shoved into my pie hole for the last however many months. So, I will give you the typical Amy day:

8:45--I usually eat a bowl of cereal. I make the rounds between Froot Loops, Corn Flakes with a banana, Rice Krispies with a banana, Cheerios with a banana, Special K, or Lucky Charms, depending on what the EDR has that day. Every other day, I either add a chocolate chocolate chip muffin or a tiny Danish. I have this with the Liquid Refreshment of God. Except once I had coffee and it was horrible.

11--I have lunch. It's almost always nasty. Usually I have cereal. Once we had a taco and a...Mexican THING (no, not that sort of thing). That was Saturday. Umm....I had a hamburger one day! And tater tots. And another day, we had roast beef of happiness. And another day we had chicken fingers! That seriously is all I've had. The rest of the time, it's been delicious cereal. And delicious Liquid Refreshment of God.

2:15--I have a snacky-poo. Usually it is a piece of boring ass cake. Sometimes it is a muffin. Once it was a cookie. That is all. Except for the Liquid Refreshment of God.

Sometime--We eat dinner at the Hive! Never at the right time! Always it is delicious! I eat the same freaking thing all the time. I will not bore you. I do have the list, but I won't type it. Because I am lazy and I have no patience for such things today. Just know that I do eat and it is muchly appreciated by mah belly.