Maaah bellah likes foooood. Mah bellah ate many things again. Then, mah bellah found out it couldn't fit into my jeans. Mah bellah is Not Mah Friend.
8:45--1.5 cups Cheerios, 1 cup milk, 2 tsp sugah, 4 ounces Coke, 1 itty bitty almost-not big enough to count cream cheese Danish of happiness, light, and beauty. I couldn't help it! It jumped into mah bellah uninvited!
11:00am--deeeelicious shredded beef hot tamale, 1 bean and cheese burrito, 1/2 cup sour cream drenching said Mexican foooood, and 8 ounces Coooooooooke, the liquid refreshment of God.
4pm--8 ounces Liquid Refreshment of God and a banananananana.
6pm--Big ass bowl o' oatmeal (maybe it's 2 cups) with brown sugar (I did not measure; I just, um, er, dumped) cinnamonamonamon, and a tablespoon of butter. 1 can Liquid Refreshment of God, and more, perhaps 4 teaspoons buuuuuutteeeerrrcreeeeeeeam iiiiiiciiiing.
Fuuuuck, mah bellah is fuuuulllllll. Uncomfily faaaaat.
Throughout the day: 6 peppermint candies. What?! What?!
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